12th June 2009

Someone forgot to follow the script

posted in Blogging, Funny, Reader Input |

So, sitting in my comment approval queue for the past, oh, two weeks, has been this delightful little tidbit:

{Hey|Hi|Hello|How are you doing|What’s up|How’s it going|Nice to be here}, I {liked|{love|enjoyed}|read} the post. {Recently|Of Late|Lately} {I’ve|I have|I’ve become} been more {interested|engaged|curious} in chickens and {coops|henhouses|hencoops|chicken coops} myself. Been {looking|searching|looking for} around for a {coop|henhouse|chicken coop|hencoop}, or more {information|info} {so|therefore|and then|and so|thus|indeed|hence} anything that is {putting|setting|placing|positioning} me in the {right|good|correct|adequate|proper|faithful|true|accurate} direction is {very|really} helpful. There is a {lot|heap|great deal|tidy sum|bunch|plenty|mass|mountain} of {information|info|data} out there to {sort|screen} through.

Some dude or dudette has this script, see.  S/he’s supposed to troll the net looking for blogs about (subject), which, in this case, is chicken coops.  Then s/he’s supposed to select only one of each group of word choices.

But s/he was lazy, and this is what I got.  I found it amusing.  Now that I’ve shared it with y’all, I can safely delete it.

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There are currently 6 responses to “Someone forgot to follow the script”

  1. 1 On June 13th, 2009, Z said:

    That is the funniest piece of spam I’ve seen in quite awhile! Thanks for sharing :)

  2. 2 On June 13th, 2009, preTzel said:

    Wow. That was eye - opening. I wonder how much they get paid for posting that spam. :)

  3. 3 On June 13th, 2009, PAgent said:

    Har!

  4. 4 On June 13th, 2009, Sister Carrie said:

    Wow! It’s a peek behind the curtain of spammers! Thanks for sharing.

  5. 5 On June 13th, 2009, D2 said:

    I had three or four spam comments a couple of weeks ago that went like this: “Hi %%AuthorName%%! I love %%BlogName% - read it every day. I think you’d find my posts at http://spam.url.removed interesting as well! Thanks %%CommentName%%”

    So no, I don’t think a PERSON was supposed to pick the right snippet. I think that was intended for a program that’s trolling the web and then posts the spam…

  6. 6 On June 15th, 2009, kate said:

    That’s hysterical.

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