BTW if you want to LYAO, go to http://www.lolcode.com
Yes, someone has written a parser for code that uses txt messaging code.
A switch statement is
WTF? (switch)
OMG! (Matches case)
GTFO (breaks of out the switch statment)

Or how about an if statement?
O REALLY? (if)
YA REALLY! (true)
NO WAI! (FALSE)

I was LMAO reading this code.!