19th August 2008

A big foot in it

posted in News, Pop Culture |

Last week, the news headlines were filled with Georgia.

“Russia invades Georgia!”

“Russia moves in as Georgia fights separatists”

“We are all Georgia!”

“Georgia Bigfoot found!”

Wait a minute!  What?!  How did that last one sneak in there?!

But there it was–two hunters claimed they had a real Bigfoot body in a freezer.  They were going to subject it to DNA tests.  They were going to Reveal All in a press conference.  They were working with “Mr. Bigfoot”, the guy who has spent something like 17 years of his life hunting the elusive Bigfoot and with the host of Squatchdetective radio, another Bigfoot enthusiast.

The news shot around the world!  It showed up on FOX news, and other news sources!  Everyone was excited!

(Okay, not everyone…)

Then the DNA tests showed a mix of human and possum DNA.  Oops.  The press conference was, shall we say, a bit of a letdown.

So then the big Bigfoot dudes decided to defrost the thing.

A frozen gorilla suit…

Bahaha!

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There are currently 3 responses to “A big foot in it”

  1. 1 On August 20th, 2008, Hilarious Funny Bigfoot Pictures - Hilarious.net said:

    [...] A big foot in it [...]

  2. 2 On August 20th, 2008, David Gerard said:

    But how could anyone have ever doubted those guys? http://notnews.today.com/2008/08/16/internet-memeticists-find-bigfoot-ya-rly/

  3. 3 On August 20th, 2008, movie buff said:

    i’m still trying to figure out if “Sasquatch” is Bigfoot’s name, or if that’s the name of his species

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