A big foot in it
Last week, the news headlines were filled with Georgia.
“Russia invades Georgia!”
“Russia moves in as Georgia fights separatists”
“We are all Georgia!”
“Georgia Bigfoot found!”
Wait a minute! What?! How did that last one sneak in there?!
But there it was–two hunters claimed they had a real Bigfoot body in a freezer. They were going to subject it to DNA tests. They were going to Reveal All in a press conference. They were working with “Mr. Bigfoot”, the guy who has spent something like 17 years of his life hunting the elusive Bigfoot and with the host of Squatchdetective radio, another Bigfoot enthusiast.
The news shot around the world! It showed up on FOX news, and other news sources! Everyone was excited!
Then the DNA tests showed a mix of human and possum DNA. Oops. The press conference was, shall we say, a bit of a letdown.
So then the big Bigfoot dudes decided to defrost the thing.
Bahaha!
posted in News, Pop Culture | 3 Comments
