27th November 2007

Yes, Virginia, you *can*…

posted in Blogging, Infertility |

…poop after an embryo transfer.

Really, truly.

Yes.

Just think of trying to expel a tampon by pooping, ‘kay?  How many times have you done that?  Then think of doing the same thing with something that is teeny tiny and has been (hopefully) placed right near your uterine lining so it can snag in there and settle in and grow.

OmegaMom understands that you are very worried and protective and hoping you’re not going to waste money poured into an expensive and heart-rending procedure by doing a normal, everyday physical action.

But, Virginia, you should not be asking this particular question of Dr. Google.  Perhaps you should be asking this question of your own doctor?  Or his/her staff?

I hasten to add, Virginia, you can rest assured that you are not alone in asking that question.  Because OmegaMom gets hits from Google searches for that question at least once a week.

OmegaMom rolls her eyes and gets back to other things, with promises of a real post later on.

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There are currently 6 responses to “Yes, Virginia, you *can*…”

  1. 1 On November 27th, 2007, Z said:

    Sorry, but that just made me snort my diet coke up my nose as I tried to stifle my laughter. And now I can’t get the image of a poop-rocket-propelled tampon flying around a (public) bathroom out of my head (because the image in my head has it leaping over and under stalls to startle the women enclosed within). Thanks for that! :)

  2. 2 On November 27th, 2007, figlet said:

    My number one is “Nekkid womyn vackuming” but spelled correctly. But I don’t think you want those hits as well.

  3. 3 On November 27th, 2007, Sister Carrie said:

    Dang. I just get people looking for Mr. Magoo.

  4. 4 On November 27th, 2007, GrannyJ said:

    You’d be amazed at how many people are looking for an education about ant hills! But then, I did have a post on the subject, complete to a Google Earth picture that showed humongous ant hills in Northwestern AZ, provided by OmegaDad.

  5. 5 On November 27th, 2007, PinkDevora said:

    hahahaahaha

    Of course, I’m getting traffic from “h00king up”…don’t ask.

  6. 6 On November 29th, 2007, Christine said:

    It is easy to understand how she is feeling.

    I also get traffic for some funny things.

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