10th February 2006

More cowbell!

Oh, dear.

The Turin Winter Olympics officially opened today.

“The program opened with a tribute to the seven countries abutting the majestic Alps–including Austria, Germany and France. Dancers wearing green sheaths pranced near brightly painted fake cows pulled on rollers. It was a homage to mountain life and livestock, and to cheer both, the stadium audience was supplied with the cow bells.” said MSNBC. Earlier in the story: “The crowd jumped to its feet, dancing and shouting and ringing their souvenir cow bells.”

Surely, OmegaMom being so behind the times as she is, surely she’s not the only one whose immediate response was “More Cowbell!”.

So, alas, glorious spectacle was reduced to sheer hilarity across the U.S. in certain circles.

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10th February 2006

PoP: 0%

Hunh? Whazzat? ask OmegaMom’s readers. WTF is “PoP: 0%”?

Maybe I should subtitle this post, “Fire!”, in the hopes that it will at least get people humming along with Bruce Springsteen.

“PoP” is “probability of precipitation”. And that “0%”? It’s been hanging around far too long.

Living in the dry southwestern woods, one becomes very aware of the coming and going of precipitation. In OmegaMom’s area, winter is the precipitation bringer. Tony Hillerman’s books deftly portray the Navajo outlook on rains: Summer rains are “male” rains–quick, loud, brash, bringing lots of water that runs off quickly; winter rains are “female” rains–quiet, long, soothing, nourishing.

Summer storms gather each day, focus in specific areas–you wake in the morning, and there’s a puff, a wisp of a cloud, hanging in the sky over one spot. As the day goes on, you can watch the puff growing, gathering moisture, until the puff becomes a looming thunderhead with a forboding deep gray bottom and lightning zig-zagging from the lower reaches down to the ground and back. And then, kablooey!, all hell breaks loose for about 2 hours–hail, raindrops an inch across, water gathering in the streets and rushing down the culverts. Then, by four in the afternoon, the thunderheads diminish, break apart, and become separate little clouds again, so that, by sunset, you have enough clouds in the sky to grab the setting sun and dazzle with vivid oranges, reds, pinks and purples.

Winter storms are different. There’s no puff that starts things out–instead, there’s a horizon-to-horizon cover of leaden grey, with equally leaden temperatures. You look out over the landscape and see veils of snow leaking downward here and there, and, soon, the snow starts to fall. And it keeps on falling.

In a normal year.

This year, we have had 1.6 inches of snow since last September.

Last year, we had had 101 inches by now.

In a normal year, we would have had at least 59 inches of snow.

Snow. It lingers. It melts slowly. The water soaks in, slowly. The earth gathers the moisture to its bosom, and in springtime, all that moisture makes the wildflowers riot and the trees spring forth with new needles, all fresh and green and lovely.

Unfortunately, our whopping 1.6 inches of snow ain’t gonna moisturize nuttin’.

And already the fires have begun. Oh, small ones, itty bitty ones. But southern California has already had some big ones down by L.A. (In February?!?! This is not fire season in California. September is. October is. But February?!?!. Shout out to Kate–I was worried there for a while with that Sierra Fire.)

There was a fire near OmegaMom’s workplace on Wednesday, a teeny-tiny five-acre fire started by an abandoned campfire. They put it out quickly. But we shouldn’t be having fires yet–fire season isn’t supposed to start here until late April, early May.

And every day, OmegaMom looks at the weather forecast, and the dire “PoP: 0%” shows up for another week to come. Not good. Last year was the first in years that OmegaMom didn’t go around with a subliminal fear-o’-fire; this year, it seems, the fear-o’-fire is going to be more than subliminal.

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10th February 2006

Convergence

OmegaMom has arrived as a bloggeur. Yes, she got her first negative comment:

“This blog SUCKS!”

The wit. The clarity. The call for more in-depth discussion of ideas.

Such a well thought-out comment requires an equally well thought-out response, which OmegaMom will crib from Johnny: “Well, well, you’re….you’re….a POOPY FACE!”

So there.

But it brings us to the topic at hand: blogging, commentary, and linking etiquette. (If OmegaMom misspells things today, please forgive, she’s on day 3 of a Bug which has her running a fever and living on NyQuil.)

Kent Newsome recently wrote an entry on the question of being “Old School” (blogs as a “venting into the wind” exercise, sans comments) versus the “New School” (where blogs are seen as a conversation with your readers). Seems that a Big Name Blogger got disgusted with negative commentary on his blog and shut the comments down.

Very Mom recently got a whole spate of negative commentary, and writes about how it can make the blogger feel. She shut down commentary for a while, also.

And BH happened to chime in on the subject of reading blogs, leaving comments, and “being respectful”.

All of these happened around the same time. It makes OmegaMom wonder if there’s some type of Jungian undermind that the blogoverse is tapped into, so that a topic sort of floats to the surface in multiple people’s minds at once, seemingly on its own, but actually tied in, spiderweb-like, to multiple other consciousnesses (?) at once.

At the same time, there’s the question of linking. OmegaMom thought that the idea of blogs was to collect links that interest you, present them to the world at large, and say, “Hey! Here’s something that interests me! It might interest you, too!” So OmegaMom stumbles upon an interesting blog, or a quirky blog, or an article that piques her interest, and dumps it into her blogroll forthwith, neither asking permission nor expecting a reciprocating link.

The Big Bloggers, it seems, do expect a reciprocating link. Hmmm. (Please, please, don’t link to me, Mr. Newsome! I don’t want thousands of hits per day! It’s scary and I don’t know how you do it!)

Some board buddies of OmegaMom’s are very cautious, and ask to link to others’ blogs. Then there are those who want to be totally anonymous on the blogging sea, and don’t want to be linked to.

Does OmegaMom have a point to this post? Not really. A foggy brain and shaky fingers add up to blogging bloviation. Feel free to add another “This blog SUCKS!” comment; OmegaMom will merely nod her head in sad agreement today. Anyway, I just found the whole thing interesting, and, as is my wont, I toss it out there into the blogoverse for folks to read and think about.

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